by Cathy Bryant
You will eat a cookie and know joy.
You will beat a small stark danger.
You will discover that a kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh and that the fundamental
things apply as time goes by.
You will get harried and have cauldrons.
You will have to fight for your life against a many-headed dragon. To defeat it, you must
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You will survive the zombie apocalypse – as a zombie.
You will only achieve ultimate happiness by subscribing to litmags.
Everything you have read in fortune cookies will turn out to be true.