O Fortuna

by Cathy Bryant

You will eat a cookie and know joy.

You will beat a small stark danger.

You will discover that a kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh and that the fundamental
things apply as time goes by.

You will get harried and have cauldrons.

You will have to fight for your life against a many-headed dragon. To defeat it, you must
(continued in a different cookie)

You will survive the zombie apocalypse – as a zombie.

You will only achieve ultimate happiness by subscribing to litmags.

Everything you have read in fortune cookies will turn out to be true.

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